Son, I can pretty much tell you everything you’ll ever need to know about sex in one sentence: God made sex. And if you do sex God’s way, it will turn out good. But if you don’t do sex God’s way it will cause all kinds of problems.
As soon as the words came out of my mouth I realized it was actually three sentences. But he didn’t seem to notice. So I asked,
He didn’t have any so I figured I must have done a good enough job.